me: *goes to bed at 5am*
me: *is shocked, angry and doesnt understand why i keep waking up at noon*
Ghost in the ass
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
Been waiting a year to post this.
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
”please ask a member of staff for details”
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius