unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

me: *goes to bed at 5am*

me: *is shocked, angry and doesnt understand why i keep waking up at noon*

Change one of the words in an anime title to "ass"

ask-koki-kariya:

howun-kawaiiofyou:

ask-koki-kariya:

matthewbeilschmidts:

gabby-mari:

momolucy:

hellaminati:

anadrawshentai:

the-unknown-senpai:

whitehairkun:

coalgirls:

thisshitfunny:

wontongod:

Ghost in the ass

FUN

House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

Best Wins

furrsona:

”free wifi”

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”please ask a member of staff for details”

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paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

bitchesaloud:

Anonymously tell me your biggest secret.

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